The funniest auto-reply email message ever
My friend Fred Schaufeld auto-replied with the following message out of an email account he no longer uses (presumably because it was flooded by junk):
I now only use this account for stupid jokes, chain letters, and pornography as well as purchases of Viagra (and “V1agra”) discount home mortgages (and “mort gages”), credit repair, special deals from Nigeria, and senders whose names begin with “Honorable,” “Mrs.” or “Greetings,” or end their requests with “Faithfully”. I will forward all chain letters (to at least 16 people); agree with all political outrages; purchase all products and review all pornography (two times) to assure that it doesn’t violate my community’s standards. However, if you want a personal response, please contact me at one of my other email addresses. If you do not know them, please send me your bank information so that I may transfer to you $25 Million USD from my war-torn country.
Here is a not untypical message we got from one of our amazing supporters – a rare amalgam of Christians, Muslims and Jews, Palestinians, Israelis, Americans, Europeans and Mexicans – who grow more loyal and more determined with every attack extremists and absolutists make against the mainstream moderates who want to break the shackles of [...]
A Message in A Bottle from An Iraqi Kid: Here is a remarkable example of hope, grassroots activism, and simple excellence in marketing thought!
Whether you are an Israeli who supports the IDF’s defense of Israeli civilians and faults Hamas not just for raining 10,000 missiles at Israel over the last 8 years but also for also for booby-trapping civilian homes and forcefully setting rocket launchers in homes of Palestinians who beg them to leave… …or whether you are [...]
I am printing this as a I got it, without editorialization: World’s First Cross-Denominational Statement from Muslims to Jews in Modern Times Religious scholars and Muslim leaders from around the world are to issue a statement to the world’s Jewish Community at the Centre for the Study of Muslim – Jewish Relations in Cambridge on [...]
Seven+ years after the OneVoice Movement was founded, you would imagine that its guiding principles, message and mission are pretty clear. But as if common messaging among Israelis and Palestinians wasn’t challenging enough, the Gaza war caused so much mistrust and resentment that even the most ardent believers in co-existence, peace, freedom and security for [...]