I have to set the record straight here — It was the movie theater where I approached Brooke Shields and turned her into a KINDAHOLIC — not the gym! But either way, we’re happy to have her in the KIND community!
I have to set the record straight here — It was the movie theater where I approached Brooke Shields and turned her into a KINDAHOLIC — not the gym! But either way, we’re happy to have her in the KIND community!
E!’s The Soup host Joel McHale featured a rather unique ‘nutritionally aroused’ QVC customer. When the dark chocolate-loving caller heard about KIND’s Peanut Butter Dark Chocolate and Dark Chocolate Cherry Cashew bars, all she could say was, ‘yum, yum, yum…’
By Julianna Storch
My friend Fred Schaufeld auto-replied with the following message out of an email account he no longer uses (presumably because it was flooded by junk):
Greetings,
I now only use this account for stupid jokes, chain letters, and pornography as well as purchases of Viagra (and “V1agra”) discount home mortgages (and “mort gages”), credit repair, special deals from Nigeria, and senders whose names begin with “Honorable,” “Mrs.” or “Greetings,” or end their requests with “Faithfully”. I will forward all chain letters (to at least 16 people); agree with all political outrages; purchase all products and review all pornography (two times) to assure that it doesn’t violate my community’s standards. However, if you want a personal response, please contact me at one of my other email addresses. If you do not know them, please send me your bank information so that I may transfer to you $25 Million USD from my war-torn country.
Faithfully yours,
Mrs. Smith
Daniel made a presentation to a supporter for a new plan for peace in the Middle East. After their meeting, she forwarded him the following piece of wisdom from an old Jewish man, leading him to believe that perhaps he was not so persuasive.
Spotted by Daniel Lubetzky, by Julianna Storch
Wisdom from an Old Jewish Man
A journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
“Pardon me, sir, what’s your name?
“Morris Feinberg,” he replied.
“Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?”
“For about 60 years.”
“60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?”
“I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews, and the Muslims.”
“I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop.”
“I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man.”
“I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests.”
“How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?”
“Like I’m talking to a wall.”
Enjoy this entertaining video of funny and clever pranks!
Spotted by Daniel Lubetzky, by Julianna Storch
SS+K created a remarkably clever and effective campaign for a Korean-based Pizza chain that deserves recognition. From their newsletter – make sure to watch their video:
TIME Entertainment just released a list of “The 10 Greatest Books of All Time,” but not without a disclaimer explaining why creating this kind of list is nearly impossible!
Spotted by Daniel Lubetzky, by Adeena Schlussel
This Daily Beast article is as disturbing as it is hilarious.
Spotted by Daniel Lubetzky, by Adeena Schlussel